thong wearer

A person who wears thongs

Angus is a thong wearer at night

by AngyChiny July 9, 2006

Wheat Thins and Beer

A poor replacement for breakfast, originating in the Anthrax song "Milk." Toss some wheat thins in a bowl, pour beer in it, and eat like it's cereal. Just remember the Anthrax lyrics when you try it.

"I'll just have Wheat Thins and Beer,
If I get sick the toilet is near!"

by JustAnotherGuy February 2, 2005

what are thoes

When someone wears a ugly pair of shoes and you roast them for it.

*walks in with ugly, no brand shoes* WHAT ARE THOES!?!?

by Mc Doubler123 November 5, 2015

Thong Toffee

A slimline skid-mark that discolors the string section of a thong.

I picked up her sexy underwear and was mortified to discover a substantial portion of thong toffee therein.

by BTKidd August 24, 2008

Thong Burn

That moment when you try to pull your pants up and accidentally grab your thong too and the friction causes your ass crack and/or vagina to burn.

"I pulled up my pants and gave myself Thong Burn."

"Wow I now have really bad Thong Burn!"

"I don't like thongs for the risk of getting Thong Burn."

by Zarrasai February 6, 2014

jizz-a-thon

An event in which men run a certain distance(varies) while jacking off along the way, thus jizzing all over the place.

guy one: dude how did the jizz-a-thon go?
guy two: it was great man, I jizzed at least 5 times in 2 miles.

by AyYoMaDood April 2, 2010

dome-a-thon

the giving of mass amounts of dome. usually held at a convention center. dome-a-thon's are not for the faint of heart, you must be prepared to take at least 80 or 90 cumshots-with a smile i might add- right on your face. you may also call someone a dome-a-thon, but only if they are seriously douching at that particular place and time.

yo that dome-a-thon last weekend was the shit! i must've given dome like 150 times, it was fuggin' rediculous!!!

by ass bagger April 22, 2005