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non-linker

Somebody who when mentioned in a famous person's life story on Wikipedia will not contain a hyperlink to their own page, as they are not significant enough to be viewed.
Ike Ibeabuchi then fought his next opponent called Ismael Garcia. He is a non-linker for those looking for information on him.
by CrimeInSportsFan January 23, 2018
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non-unique

Takes out the DA or provides uniqueness for your L/T.
1. N/U - Kerry will win by 3 electoral votes.
x. CNN 10-27-04
by The Floating PIC October 25, 2004
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Non-Planner

Noun. Used to describe an individual that lacks the consideration & common courtesy for others while scheduling an outing. In other words , the day of the event rolls around and you have no fucken clue what time or place. It's like being in the Twilight Zone! Totally in the dark and the non-planner decides to ask later that evening what you'd like to do that night. Rude as fuck!
What a tool! He's such a non-planner! It's like he flys by the seat of his pants. It is so fucken annoying! It would have been courteous for me to have known what was on the agenda that night. I have kids ya know!
by Cappy C January 9, 2023
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non-con

Short for non-consensual. This term is true of both non-consensual touching, aka sexual battery and non-consensual penetration, aka rape. Therefore, non-con is the superordinate concept for rape, not a synonym for rape.
Tags: Non-Consensual Oral Sex, Non-Consensual Kissing, Non-Consensual Touching, Non-Consensual Bondage, Non-Consensual Drug Use

Warning: This fic contains non-con elements!
by Earnest Bunny March 23, 2017
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Non-Parent

A phrase, preferable to childless, that describes adults who by choice or circumstance, do not have children.
Before they were married, Susie and Ishmael chose not to have children while James and Mariel were unable to conceive. As Non-Parents, the couples had much to share and were very close.
by mistral7maud August 19, 2012
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non-friend

A person who you secretly adore and consider to be a close friend, yet they are so irritating that you are physically unable to utter the word friend without adding the prefix non-.
Friend: Wow your roommate sure is one of a kind...do you guys even get along?
You: ...well she is actually my best non-friend.
by J.H.M April 22, 2021
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non-merch

Non-merch is the term in the Chuck E. Cheese community used to describe items obtained from the restaurant that were supposed to be demolished and discarded. These items can be given to workers in secret, taken from the dumpster, or just plain stolen. Some examples of non-merch would be animatronics, artwork, and any other proprietary company assets. CEC Master coined this term and will die on a hill with it.
"Dude, did you see the non-merch posted in the PTN earlier? Master deleted that shit so fast!"
by helenhennytinkywinky March 28, 2023
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