Jheri curl-mandering

A redistricting strategy made famous during the period in the late 1980's, when the Democratic Party moved geographic boundaries of an electoral district in California to include predominantly black-populated areas(South Central Los Angeles, Inglewood, Compton) in an effort to concentrate African American voters sporting the popular greasy hairstyle of the day, thus using 'packing' tactics to insure a constituency that would elect congressional representatives who also sported the couch-ruining do. The term for this strategy remained unnamed for nearly 30 years until comedian Adam Carolla coined it on his podcast, “The Adam Carolla Show”(Episode aired November 3, 2015.).

Congresswoman Maxine Waters may believe the science is still out on the morning after pill but she's definitely a student of the science of Jheri curl-mandering. Tracking sales of Soul Glo in order to target the perfect constituency was a flash of genius on the Democratic Party's part.

by griffin_t_a October 19, 2016

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Hot Curling Iron Syndrome

The sensation one feels when one’s partner too eagerly rams his dick in their ass without allowing sufficient time to prepare.

Miguel needs to learn how to top. He just threw it in last night and it felt like someone shoved a hot curling iron up my ass. I've still got Hot Curling Iron Syndrome.

by CumSlvt October 12, 2016

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wii curling

masterbating

spanking the monkey aka wii curling

by wiicurler May 29, 2010

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Spicy Cheese Curl

When a person with a cheesy foreskin pulls it back and allows a willing participant to suck and clean the cheese away from the head. The result is a unit that is left shiny and clean.

I offered my girl a spicy cheese curl last night. I came way feeling clean and I think she appreciated being able to help me maintain such good hygiene.

by Durka Durka Mohammed al Smith January 15, 2022

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