Head Buffer

A Head Buffer is the professional title of an individual who is employed to shine the bell end of a cock, which in turn buffs out any imperfections thus earning them the title.

"Man, Thomas is so good at his job, he must be the best Head Buffer around."
"Yea he's good but he's not the King Head Buffer"

by sheedballs69 August 17, 2023

Shit-Buffer

Your boss or line-manager. A good shit-buffer will protect your from all the shit raining down from senior levels of management. They will stop you from being pulled into random projects and protect you from all the politics so you can just get on and do your job without unnecessary stress.

My boss is a great shit-buffer.

by olijj February 07, 2022

Buffer Fat

When, based on what a person is wearing, it is indiscernible whether they are buff or fat.

I have a buffer fat body; depending on the clothes I’m wearing, you can’t tell if I’m buff or fat.

by thegreatspritzingduck December 11, 2021

buffer pussy

Female sexual partner used to distance ones self emotionally from ones ex's vagina before then sleeping with said ex.

Vanessa needs that buffer pussy before sleeping with her ex over Christmas break.

by Vnastysoultrain December 05, 2016

buffer sleep

When you're asleep, and people keep waking you up.

Person 1: "Did you get any sleep last night?"
Person 2: "No, I was having buffer sleep."
Person 2: "My siblings kept waking me up."
Person 1: "They must be annoying."

by ByrdIsThaWyrd June 15, 2016

Muff Buffer

A slightly acidic solution applied to ones vagina to bring pH back to alkaline, control dank smells

Fuck Julia, you need muff buffer! I burnt my tongue doing one lap of your courtyard there's no way im gonna stick my dick in that.

by simomaen February 08, 2011

brow buffer

Patch of pubic hair above the vagina.

She had a thick brow buffer when I went down on her.

by RT Rules June 01, 2018