Salty Soup

1. Put all human excretions in a bowl, this includes semen, feces, ear wax, blood (menstrual or other), tears/sweat, female ejaculate, spit, vomit, and any other excretion of your choice.

2. When completed add salt and put on stove top to heat up
3. Using a turkey baster inject this liquid into your partners anus and while you eat him/her out you slurp the juice out and enjoy.

My asshole burns from last night with Dante, he gave me a salty soup.

by You're_welcome:) August 17, 2019

Soup Belly

The feeling of ecstasy one feels after completing a fulfilling meal of soup, making one completely relaxed.

I'm staying in tonight, I have Soup Belly and I'm good to go.

by Fitty4ex July 16, 2007

miso soup

Soup made from miso paste. Includes other tasty ingredients like nori and tofu. It is a delicious soup.

Miso soup is the shit

by a5678 September 8, 2005

soup chicken

Older than a cougar or a MILF but still within boning range, a soup chicken is a somewhat fit divorcee or widow that is clearly on the gun lap of her sexual marketability.

The oldest cohort of the chicken world; i.e., fryer / broiler / roaster / soup chicken

Dude, dig that soup chicken in the leopard print tights!

Yeah, she's a soup chicken, but I'd rip into that like a hog after corn on a cool fall day!

Better bring some lube on your date, bro, that soup chicken's probably a tad dry.

by the gumada man May 9, 2008

crackhead soup

n. 1. Used as slang in prisons to describe Ramen noodles which are priced so cheap and are so easy to make, that even crackheads can purchase and prepare them.

"I got a crate of crackhead soups for only $1.00 at commissary this week!"

by TheWarlock May 18, 2005

soup men

n. These are the actors who work in bukkake videos. They supply the goo for the money shot, hence this is what they are called.

"Sorry babe, not tonight. I have a 9AM casting call playing the 8th soup man."

by Beer Vampire May 7, 2005

panty soup

The beautiful residue left in a womans panty crotch after long wear and/or arousal. Usually drying to a powdery whitish/yellow color, holding in the scent of her sex as well as making for a great sniffing and licking prospect later while jerking off.

Hey, she was so hot before we banged, I slipped her pantys off and realized it had panty soup. I carefully rolled them up, crotch on the inside and pocketted them. Later they gave me a lot of pleasure, sniffing and licking the crotch while I jerked off on my towel.

by The Cornhole King January 7, 2005