Monkey-slinger

A man who throws banana and shit as a defense-breaking maneuver, in an attempt to proceed to the offensive.

Micheal: Jordan is a Monkey-Slinger! When he strikes, our attack will push the fort!

Jordan: Remember to bring some tissues for yourself, cus I ain't wiping!

by BongoLongManMDF August 9, 2024

Chode slinger

A fat monkey who has a tiny Schlong

Mate your a chode slinger

by Kai (chungo wungo) August 29, 2023

Shingle slinger

A new racial slur for Mexicans or any other person of Hispanic descent

“That damn shingle slinger was picked up by ICE he was supposed to finish my roof this week”

by JRocgangin September 24, 2025

3 inch yogurt slinger

The act of using your dick as a lethal weapon. Also called cum gun.
When your chode is about to erupt so you cum blast your girl.

chode
cum blast
cum gun

Dude 1: "I forgot to use a condom with my gf last night"
Dude 2: "What'd you do"
Dude 1: "Pulled it out and gave her a 3 inch yogurt slinger"

by meme nation December 18, 2017

West Coast Dope Slinger

A person from the West coast who deals dope in the smaller, more rural areas in the East.

"I'll call up my friend Jeff from California to find some dope, he's the biggest West Coast Dope Slinger."

by Michael Annthony June 24, 2008

Crotch slinger

A subpar avid Only Fans user with ~50 followers on the gram that sling shots her pussy and/or his dong to anyone who accepts it. Think of a freshman in college, a two bit or most notably a 2021 prostitute.

Look at this crotch slinger going after anyone that’ll take it. That two bit is always crotch slinging!

by crotchdong October 29, 2021

Hose slinger

A man who knows how to handle his penis.

That stud is really a hose slinger.

by jacknut January 30, 2012