by NoRealEnglish April 03, 2017
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by CookieCoderBT October 15, 2019
When you don’t wipe enough, and the shit residue mixes with sweat then creates a sort of paste that seals your cheeks shut. Occasionally, the hairs get intertwined creating a tighter seal.
by MisterFistee July 27, 2019
A typical sex move in the northern hemisphere involves a gallon of vodka, a giant balloon (preferably 13-26m in diameter), three "Charlie's cheese-stuffed chimichangas," family-size, and a Bluetooth headset with an extendable mic.
by Walterworld April 04, 2022
The act of surprising your sexual partner with a finger up the bum causing them to let out a guttural yell resembling that of an angry seal.
I took Stacy to Sea World, I got so horny I had to give her the seal finger right there in the Wild Arctic exhibit.
by Jizzy Pearl January 30, 2023