Meat Eggs

The testicles of the male anatomy.

I don't know what I said, but Bethany kicked me right in the meat eggs. It hurt so much I thought she broke my penis also.

by $hIti0T July 3, 2014

Meat frisbee

A game that consists of two penis's with erection and a frisbee with a hole drilled in the middle. You play the game just lile horse shoes.

Mike and Paul invited Jerry over for a game of meat frisbee.

by Timmy Diggler September 26, 2017

Meat Packet

Someone who is born completely disabled, mentally, and has no potential to develop. Can also refer to someone who is beyond lazy and lifeless.

Babies deceasing in the womb are likely to become Meat Packets, sequentially.

Informally:

Bill: "This mother fucker lived his entire existence in his room...what a meat packet."

by hippigorilla April 26, 2020

Meat Throat

A wounded or swollen throat from gobbling too much man meat.

After repeated gobbling sessions I have a case of meat throat.

by Polly Filler February 24, 2015

meat bicycle

1. A reference to kreig from borderlands

2. A term used to describe your penis

3. A bicycle made of meat (fucking sherlock)

1."I have the shiniest meat bicycle!"
2. "Hey, wanna come round and take a ride on my meat bicycle"
3."hey! I just killed some guy and made a bike outta his flesh! I call it the meat bicycle!"

by $hit talk3r November 12, 2017

Meat falcon

A penis

I pounded Jenny with my meat falcon.

by foxadactyl December 22, 2014

meat stroke

It is a condition in which some one has been subjected to a large amount of penis or an overly large penis. Symptoms are as follows; Throbbing headache, Dizziness and light-headedness, Lack of sweating despite the heat Red, hot, and dry skin, Muscle weakness or cramps, Nausea, Rapid heartbeat, which may be either strong or weak, Rapid, shallow breathing, Behavioral changes such as confusion, disorientation, or staggering Seizures Unconsciousness

Hey you see the video that Ray J gave Kim Kardashian meat stroke? I bet Kanye couldn't do it.

Yo last night me and the girlfriend put on a porno and I gave that bitch meat stroke, she threw up all over the bed.

Dude Billy has been bitching all day about his headache he must have had some serious meat stroke.

by The West Coast Warlord July 2, 2012