Chris

An idiot who waters trees

“Chris hemsworth is such an idiot”
“Why?”
“He waters the trees”

by Rocket hero spiral gaze June 3, 2020

Chris

A dumb ass nigga. Fuck boy. Commonly known for being dumb as fuck

He a Chris for real, don’t fuck with him.

by Sasha Terry August 9, 2019

Chris

Like Christmas but without the "tmas", but it still totally invokes the same feeling. Well, assuming you love Xmas.

I got a present- it must be Chris.

by KristenCallaway May 6, 2020

Chris

someone who hates the english

He's not being racist, he's just being a chris

by Neptor April 2, 2021

Chris

A awkward guy who doesn't talk much except about computers. He is a huge nerd hates chavs and pretends to be hard. But quite a nice guy on the whole

Person1:whose that guy who spends all his time in computing

Person2: oh, you mean Chris

by Angypangy October 31, 2017

chris

chris is very hot i love him so much he is very cute
he is a keeper

“STOP TALKING ABOUT CHRIS WHO EVEN IS HE??!?”
*GASP* “CHRIS IS TLOML WDYM 😞”

by idkihopemyhotbfseesthis December 7, 2021

Chris

What can i say for Chris... type of guy to make you laugh and have a joke with your friends without wanting to fuck any of them usually medium to tall skinny and a nice guy, but stick him in bed with you and you won’t come out in one legs shaking and condom balloons everywhere nice guy and usually polite too.

Nicole:Hey i was talking to Chris last night.
Sarah:Girl how are you walking?

by Gabriella2470 October 10, 2020