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Swallows and Amazons

Swallows and Amazons.....

The finale and immediate aftermath to a sexual act that many Married men are forced to quite literally BUY into.
The transferance of money in return for sexual gratification.

A "Gobble" (or Nosh) - a B.J with a Happy Ending, that being He is 'Happy' that his Jizm is 'Ending' up in Her mouth and she has contractually agreed to swallow his full Wad.

Once the woman Swallows she immediately makes a purchase from her Amazon account.
Has been known for some women to multi task, Shopping and Noshing at the same time.

However it is Legally forbidden within the contract she agreed for her to finalise the online purchase until after she has gulped down his "MONEY SHOT".

Thus defining the act... SWALLOWS and AMAZONS
Carl requested a Blow Job from Sarah.
Sarah negotiated a Fee (generally for some new shoes).
Sarah then 'SWALLOWS and AMAZONS'
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Amazon

This place where you can literally find ANYTHING you could ever think of, and a bunch of useless things that nobody ever should've thought of.

AKA 'the zon' 'Amaze-a-zon' 'Amazakhstan' 'Amazwantthat'
Tha's on Amazon? Where you get dat?
by wordybirdie November 23, 2021
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amazon

Hey i buyed a friend in amazon!
by notweirddude December 27, 2018
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Amazon hangover

When you wake up in the morning and have no idea what you bought last night in Amazon and regret half of it once you find out.
The Amazon hangover is real. I spent over $100 last night
by Robot0 October 11, 2023
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Amazon Corset Complex

The Amazon Corset Complex is the mass production of clothing meant to be alternative but are made so cheaply that they either fall apart quickly, or aren't what they were advertised to be.
Person 1: "Eek! My rings are turning my fingers green!"
Person 2: "That sucks, where did you get them?"
Person 1: "Shein and Temu." :(
Person 3: "Damn, another victim of the Amazon Corset Complex."
by comfi September 28, 2024
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Amazon Bonus Plan

When you work for Amazon and they force you and all the other employees to celebrate being the lowest cost center. While they cut all overtime, that employees all count on , so the Site lead can get a huge bonus.
Hey man, I have to get a second job to feed my kids because of this lovely Amazon Bonus Plan!
by Amazonsux October 15, 2023
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AMAZON ISLANDS CANCELLATION

When AMAZON WHOLE FOODS AND THE POLICE AGENCIES set up ROCK FEVER.
Now obviously STANFORD doesn't want you as they say in. BURLINGTON GAME as the convenience to WHOLE FOODS MARKET to TONGA , FIJI, MELANASIA just didn't PAN OUT as the ELDER ABUSE FRAME ANAL ALAN well this TONGA DUDE who made up a nonsense CHINESE WORD NAME LANG TU failed to not only extinguish the receipt to me but the ...ADULT CYAN IDE GA ME the card I picked "I AM A PIECE OF SHIT" KEVIN NISHITA " was SAN JOSE MEDIA MURDERED..plus the two bottles of PEDIALYTE as he kept them after I said there would be repercussions for ruining my TARGET MERCHANDISE AND SUITCASES Later YOGI from FIGI at the STANFORD HOTEL and the PENULTIMATE EVENT that all parties arrangement have him UNION CITY but due to this happening AMAZON has DECIDED TO STOP SELLING THAT GAME AT THEIR BOOKSTORES and ANDY JASSY has decided to send CHOP SHOP VILE CUMT plus has decides AMAZON ISLANDS CANCELLATION is in order.
by DISTRAUGHT August 15, 2022
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