illegal curve

Used in reference to a hockey stick. When a penis is so curved that there is no way it is legal to play with it.

Drunk Otto asked if I knew what an illegal curve was. I said “no Otto what is that” he then pulled out his penis and showed me.

by Dman6969 October 24, 2018

Illegalness

when you do something illegal but you want to add ness to it has a nice touch

mostly used term in games if you get Thick´d you should say illegalness but you have to yell it

by Thick´d.com May 2, 2022

illegal motion

Having sexual relations somewhere deemed illegal by police.

Mike was caught taking it up the butt at the public park. He was charged with illegal motion in his backfield.

by Poopsie45 January 26, 2025

Illegal

Something that's not allowed!

It's illegal to write on these walls!

by Lameguy July 28, 2018

Illegalism

For when you commit a crime.

Thats illegalism 😦

by KilluaGonKurapikaLeorioKinnie February 23, 2023

The Illegal Blow

When someone is either dating someone and it's a large age gap between the two or a male or female was "played with" by someone older in the wrong way.

"Yo, I seen this girl going out with some 20 sum y/o and she's 17, that's an illegal blow."
Or
"Girl over there dress like a nigga because when she was younger, she caught the illegal blow."

by The Empire's Champ999 March 7, 2024