Chain text bitch

something you become when someone asks for your phone number and never texts you to talk, only to send you those stupid chain text messages.

(chain texter):"FWD: FWD: send this to ten people in the next 10 minutes or you will never fall in love again."

(text receiver): "stop sending me those texts! im not your chain text bitch!!"

by MRTyty555 January 18, 2010

Text blast

To send a single text message to a large number of people simultaneously.

Person 1: Yo there's a party tonight at my place.

Person 2: Alright! I'll send a text blast to let everyone know.

by sigmaomega April 22, 2010

Initiatory Text Ratio

When a texter sends the first text, usually along the lines of "Hey what's up?? :)", this is known as the initiatory text. Through comparing the average number of initiatory texts sent by two participants to each other, an initiatory text ratio can be determined. The ITR is a clear indicator of who is the more interested of the two. If for every five initiatory texts you send, there is usually one in return, the ITR is 5:1 in the textee's favor, and you're just not in good shape. Ideally a 1:1 ratio is reached, but only in the most compatible of relationships. The ITR is on the same level of dependability as the theory of gravity itself.

"Dude, how are things going with Amanda???"

"Not good, the Initiatory Text Ratio is around 15:1, i might as well give up now,"

"I don't blame ya bro, the ITR never fails."

by matt160 January 28, 2009

freudian text

Texting someone what's really on your mind before editing with a language, content or audience filter.

"My Wife told me she was going to her Mom's on Saturday for dinner, but while she was out, she texted me that 'She'd be home from the spa around nine.'
Ha! She thinks I'm helping Joe put in a new deck. I wrote her back, 'Ok, the poker game is almost over.'
Double Freudian text; we're both idiots."

by Towanjica August 20, 2009

K text

The extremely annoying one or two character text consisting of either "K" or "Ok" that one receives at or near the end of a text conversation, usually preceded by a informative or directive text. Hated universally for its lack of substance and often wasting valuable limited texts for those of us who are too poor to afford unlimited.

While texting:
"R u goin to the game 2mrw?"
"Yea everyone else is going"
"K"

"Will you go out with me?"
"No I think you are unattractive and stupid."
"K"

Teenager 1: Dude why didn't you text me back?
Teenager 2: You send me the K text you dumbass.

by WLH May 3, 2008

the double text

The double text refers to impatient boys or girls usually desparate for their crush's attention. When two texts are sent without one reply making he/she seem desparate. Quite common, but more rare forms have been witnessed: the triple text and even the quadruple text.

Kurt: Hey babe you alright? Xxxx
NO REPLY
Kurt: Oooh givin me the silent treatment r we? :P xxx
The double text has been committed- NO REPLY
Kurt: what u up to bbe x
NO REPLY - triple text
Kurt: Mornin you, alrite today? X

Texts usually hours apart then increase to days apart as sender doesn't want to look desparate even though they are also note number of kisses declines.

by wldntulike2no;) October 22, 2011

Text Blocker

The person that sits in front of you in class that you use to text behind. Usually works well with fat kids that never get out of their seat.

"Hey you see John over there?. Yeah man, he is an excellent text blocker. I can text all period".

by BayAreaMatt August 13, 2008