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LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving)

The practice of a driver leering at another car whose driver is texting while driving (TWD), thus distracting the gawking driver. Thus, Leering While Texting While Driving (LWTWD).
I nearly rear-ended a semi while staring at some lady texting on her Crackberry while driving 80 miles per hour. LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving) is nearly as dangerous as TWD!
by DJ_Jagged June 29, 2009
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toilet texting

Text messaging with one hand, wiping your ass with the other.
Kyle's phone broke because he accidentally wiped his ass with the same hand he was still toilet texting with. (PSA: Don't text while shitting!)
by Benutty March 6, 2008
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Passive Texting

Verb

The act of receiving a text and simply not responding, either to piss off youre friends or because you think its funny to leave him/her in a state of obscurity. People will often know this has happened to them when someone reads their texts and they know. This is usually indicated by a check mark next to the initial text.
Tom- Dude, I was texting you for 20 mins and you just stopped responding. You were supposed to come over and watch Star Wars

James- Duh thats weird, I never got that text. I think my phones been messed up lately

Tom- There was a green check mark ass, I know you got it!

Bystander (Aside)- Sounds like James was passive texting, sucks for Tom!
by BoJangles211 November 29, 2009
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over-texting

1. When a teenage male texts a teenage female to the point where the female only wants to be friends with the male.

2. When a teenage male texts a teenage female enough to where it is awkward and uncomfortable in person.
I could've gotten with her if I hadn't kept over-texting her.
by LaxerFromTN May 25, 2009
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Tequila Texting

Texts sent while drinking heavily. Often to ex or desired loves. The act of texting while under the influence.
I went through my text messages from when we were getting hammered last night - I can't believe I was tequila texting your mom!
by KoolMoDug June 22, 2010
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texting stutter

when you constantly accidentally hit the same letter twice, resulting in what would sound out as a stutter. Usually due to super fast texting.
Text Friend 1: "Hhey man wwhere are you at?"
Text Friend 2: "Dude type slower and maybe you can get rid of that texting stutter."
by mango_crush January 13, 2010
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texting sarcasm

A notation used to signal the use of sarcasm in a text, instant, or various mobile device message. Often used to eliminate confusion and arguments caused by texting misinterpretations.

The generally accepted practice includes adding an "s" directly following or close to the ending punctuation of the message.
"This rush hour traffic is the best.s"
"I would have done her too if I was in your situation. S"
"Sweet sweater vest there chief! s"

".s", ". S", and " s" all denote texting sarcasm.
by Chi cityJT August 26, 2009
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