Technical degree

A Technical Degree is any type of education you receive that is not from an accredited college or University degree program. Most programs are usually from a private school or some other type of non-federally funded institution. There are many technical educational programs offered at private schools or non-federally funded institutions that are considered technical degrees, for instance; Cosmetology, Barber, HVAC, Plumming, Electrician, Mechanic and so forth. Most of these programs are 2 to 3 years and structured.

I have a technical degree in Cosmetology.

by SID E June 28, 2016

technical

to be exact; highly descriptive and precise

These are quite technical terms, and I wouldn't recommend them to a layman.

by Sean September 29, 2003

ceramic technician

A higher class name, given to those f the occupation of a dishpig, to be used on high class forms . . .

occupation: ceramic technician

by Anonmanomous June 10, 2007

Technicolor Rainbow

To vomit, puke, blow chunks, etc.

"I gave my girlfriend a technicolor rainbow last night after she started bugging the shit out of me for going out drinking."

by Jtron 3000 September 8, 2003

technically inclined

It means you can computer, which is apparently, a rare skill. Most of the sht you can do any Joe schmoe can do but is too lazy or is below 90 IQ to know how to do. so not being absolutely retarded when it comes to computers magically makes you a computer wiZZard and a no life nerd that knows everything about puters and not just because you don't think computers are of satan and you have been using them most of your life.

My computer is broken (because it is full of malware, bloatware, and sht because I am a total idiot who can't stop downloading random sht from shady sites, and don't know how to reinstall windows, what the vast majority of my"tech" friends do anyway.) let me just call up my technically inclined nErd friend, he will fix it like majick.

by tanman654 March 26, 2018

technochocolate

That which the Aztecs made to eat at human sacrifice raves and to which they dedicated amusement parks. Given to Cortes in mass quantities in lieu of the location of El Dorado. Contains cocoa, Eccstacy, and the sanctified hearts and livers of the Chemical Brothers.

Tech-no-choc'-late...doo-doodle-oodle-oodle...tech-no-choc'-late...doo-doodle-oodle-oodle...

I'm gonna go check into that technochocolate...

by Duuuuuuuuuh February 9, 2004

Emergency Medical Technician

Also know as EMT there are three levels, EMT 1, 2 and 3 level 3 is also know as paramedic, EMT's can also be firefighters. EMT

"When she fell the Emergency Medical Technician came to save her."

by Jade_baby August 8, 2006