Telly

A schizophrenic muppet who worries about everything.

Featured on the popular American television series for children, "Sesame Street."

Zoe: Let's play with umbrellas today, yayyy!

Telly: NO ZOE, IT'LL POKE YOU IN THE EYE!

Zoe: Fuck off, Telly. I'm more popular than you anyway.

by Joel April 14, 2005

Anal Tally

The process in which one removes dingleberries. It can be used as (1) the act of removing or (2) the amount of dingleberries removed.

(1) My recent anal tally ripped out more hairs than when Kevin James got his back waxed in Hitch.

(2) My anal tally was higher than the number of particles in the given universe.

by jackenpop May 2, 2008

Titantic Tally Whacker

A Large Penis.

As usual,the the star of the porno movie had a titantic tally whacker .

by mikedamitey June 5, 2009

Def-in-a-telly

A very definite way of answering a question, stronger than the normal "definitely".

Dave: Will you be my friend Adam? You're so cool, I love you

Adam: Def-in-a-telly not, now get out of my garden shed

by addyAPOCALYPSE and dildoDAVE February 24, 2009

celly telly

a cell phone i.e. sprint, nextel, verizon, t-mobile, cingular or pre-paid phones.

hit my on my celly telly, the number is 313-555-0789.

by AL-B in the 313 December 13, 2008

tally ho

the phrase shouted by someone on a pulling competition to the person keeping the ho tally, to tell them to tally up another ho.

"tally ho!"
"another one? you're on 6 now, one more will put you in first place"

by themunn May 22, 2007

Telly Savalas

a rather close shave 'down there'; there's the brazilian and then there's the Telly Savalas

AKA the guy on the TV series Kojak

As they put it in the movie The Break-Up, Jennifer Aniston gets "the Telly Savalas."

by Orion B November 29, 2006