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A spy app for Middle Aged Chinese officials to watch teenagers (specifically normies who get easily targeted)

Don't even start a raid, once you logged in. The Kunchantang (Communist Chinese Party in English) will have access to personal data that is as valuable as a newly discovered tomb on the Eastern Bank of the Nile.

So any Normie reading this, stop. DELETE TIKTOK NOW. OKAY 8TH GRADER
Simp: Hey uh, my 12 year old neice is using TikTok
FBI Agent: Take me to her *unloads Glock*
Simp: Okay, right this way.

*busts in door*
Simp: Omae wa mo shinderiu
Neice: Nani?
FBI Agent: *pew pew*
by Liberal Republican April 8, 2020
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by lollyholly1234567890 February 12, 2020
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A app that is highly addictive and recommended but still is a over all bad app
omg Did you see mArK3471. On tiktok he is so super hot
by Yellow monkey February 27, 2020
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TikTok is a social media app where you share funny or (serious) videos. the most special thing about the app is the for you page where random videos from creators pop up. This app is directed at teens and I love the realtale vids
TIKTOK makes me laugh and is something to talk bout with your friends.
by pop off kween November 13, 2020
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tiktok bad
by iamdum May 11, 2020
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The app where 90% of users are 40 year old pedophiles disguised as young people...The rest of the 10% are morons who gets viewed get the 90%.
Frank: *Looks through tiktok*

Frank: I'm 43!
Frank: *Pulls off his pants*
Frank:*Swipe*
by Homeboy ze Homie May 12, 2020
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An app that has dozens of perverted teens humpin the air
Guy: what do u do for a living
E boy: oh I make “content” on tiktok
by uhudhghdghjhsjlfhjdhjdhs May 18, 2020
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