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Definitions by Snowflakemelter

Piers Morgan 

A dude that just speaks facts - snowflakes get offended by him.
Guy: "did you hear what Piers Morgan said the other day about fat people, its hilarious"
Snowflake: "ShUt Up YoU FasCIst PiG"
Piers Morgan by Snowflakemelter April 30, 2020
A social media platform that is used by 12 year old soyboys and makes you want to reconsider life. Users post videos of themselves doing a chicken dance with chav music in the background and somehow make money for it.
Dude 1: Jesus why is that guy bumming that other guy?
Dude 2: He’s probably a tiktok user
TikTok by Snowflakemelter March 16, 2020
A working class lad who wears a two-piece sport tracksuit and nike 270s. He carries his mum's kitchen knife because he thinks he's hard and shouts at McDonalds staff for forgetting to put another pickle In his Big Mac. He smokes shit weed on the daily and will tell you to go go suck your mum
"Look at that gang of chavs over there, they can't be up to any good"
Chav by Snowflakemelter March 10, 2020