1. The state of a man having loose, low-hanging balls, often occurring in hot weather, after a shower/bath, or due to gravity as he ages.
2. More specifically, the act of a man with said scrotal condition squatting slightly and swaying his gonads to and fro so that they resemble the action of a couple sitting on a porch swing.
2. More specifically, the act of a man with said scrotal condition squatting slightly and swaying his gonads to and fro so that they resemble the action of a couple sitting on a porch swing.
Marshall never understood why his girlfriend wasn't amused when he would demonstrate his porch swing after soaking in the hot tub.
by George P. November 22, 2015
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Straight Girl: Uh, I'm flattered but I dont swing that way.
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by Daviddv0601 August 6, 2019
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"Aren't you gonna give your kids the swine flu shot, Tom?They have a harmless nasal spray version available now."
"Oh hell no, you know I don't fall for all that Swine Hype"
"Oh hell no, you know I don't fall for all that Swine Hype"
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Get the swine merchant mug.A crappy and disappointing town in which I was born and raised and most unfortunately, still live in *help!* Full of feckin typical loud-mouthed 'townies' (see definition) who've got nothin better to do than get pregnant (usually at age 15 and younger) and dislike anyone even slightly different to themselves.
Someone put a bomb under Swindon council's arses, maybe then they'll do something useful for a change...
by purple_horizon February 28, 2004
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