Swerve

People that say they love jesus but dont.

Shane went to church today....what a swerve.

by Freakin Alex May 24, 2005

swerve

to talk smack on someone that's not like you

man, that girl looks whack, i always want to swerve on her!!

by Shannezie January 27, 2004

swirved

An action that a drug addict does, because they were on drugs.

Ohh he was all swirved out and stole an old ladys purse.

by SPRACKlN May 24, 2008

served

see PWNED

J00 suckas got served

by Phatbitch February 10, 2004

swerver

A computer server that will not function properly -- usually manifested by repeatedly crashing or rebooting itself. This can reference both hardware and software. Often used to refer to notoriously unreliable programs or devices even if they are not currently "swerving".

Common causes of "swerving" are malfunctioning hardware (bad capacitors are notorious for causing unexplained reboots) and poorly written or corrupted software.

I've been working on this swerver for over a week and I still can't make it keep an uptime of more than three hours. They need to re-check the hardware.

I convinced them to let me convert the box from Windows Swerver 2003 over to Ubuntu. Now maybe I can have a weekend without getting called because it crashed!

by moriahcat January 7, 2011

served

to get someone

You got served man, I just served your ass

by Serve-stress April 30, 2004

served

A term used by street homies, meaning to obtain an illegal substance from a drug dealer for cash; to buy drugs

Yeah, Nigga, I just went to 4500 Beatty Street and got served.

by Smiley ; ) January 22, 2008