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swahib

strong, intelligent individual. hes really good with friends n everyone loves him. finds a new girl every week n thinks shes the one. uses his friends to drive him n his girl to dates. hates unhygienic peoplel(especially people who fart a lot)
ammar: bro, i dont have a car n i wanna take my girl to japanese gardens this weekend. can you drive us there?
yahya: bruh, how do you not have a car, you must be a swahib

a random person farts*
swahib: ewww who farted?? i cant even breath anymore, youre so nasty, how do you do smtg humans are built to do
by johndoe2006 January 16, 2023
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swahib

strong, intelligent individual. hes really good with friends n everyone loves him. finds a new girl every week n thinks shes the one. uses his friends to drive him n his girl to dates. hates unhygienic peoplel(especially people who fart a lot)
ammar: bro, i dont have a car n i wanna take my girl to japanese gardens this weekend. can you drive us there?
yahya: bruh, how do you not have a car, you must be a swahib

a random person farts*
swahib: ewww who farted?? i cant even breath anymore, youre so nasty, how do you do smtg humans are built to do
by johndoe2006 January 16, 2023
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Swatishaa

sotha. absolute seductress (in a good way).
my bae. too much rizz.
ooo that one's gonna be a swatishaa when it grows up
by urbaekvai February 14, 2023
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swatishaa

she's so wow.
that one's definitely a swatishaa!
by urbaekvai February 14, 2023
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swatishaa

sotha swasha swaha swah swag. seductress (in a good way). rizzzzzzzz.
my bae<3.
ooo that one's gonna be a swatishaa when it grows up.
by urbaekvai February 14, 2023
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Swahili Surprise

When you wake up to black balls hanging in front of you. Behind the balls will be a flashlight to illuminate the balls. In your newly-awoken haze, this illuminated incandescence will make it seem as if they are surprise balloons at a party. For a comforting experience, it is helpful to play the song Circle of Life by Carmen Twillie and Lebo M. to recreate the intro scene from Lion King.
“Bro, I got knocked out in the gym and woke up under the punching bag. I thought it was a Swahili Surprise!”

“I used to get pink eye from the Swahili Surprises I would get in prison. Am I eligible for marijuana consumption now, doctor?”

Synonyms: Bright Nuts, Bulb Balls, Jingle Blacks
by Mmmhmmmhph February 24, 2023
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sathivikaa

An outgoing person kind of random which wornt make sense but still loveable
Bro who is the most annoying
Sathivikaa
by anonymous April 14, 2023
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