Mind Stroke is when you masterbate with your brain because you are in a social situation that doesn't include the opportunity for the real thing, usually after seeing an uber hot hottie.
Friend 1: you missed all the babes at the beach yesterday
Friend 2: was it epic
Friend 1: Dude, total mind stroke
Friend 2: was it epic
Friend 1: Dude, total mind stroke
by blinddolphin April 8, 2011
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Ken: "Dude, i think i just beat myself off and beat up my girlfriend at the same time while she was blowing me."
Reeyou: "That my friend is called a Mercy Stroke, you have Mercy Stroke immunity, don't worry"
*Ken and Reeyou hi-five while time stands still*
Reeyou: "That my friend is called a Mercy Stroke, you have Mercy Stroke immunity, don't worry"
*Ken and Reeyou hi-five while time stands still*
by 8butt April 30, 2014
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When you wind up mastutbsting yourself to orgasm while bathing or showering. Typically starts with a few innocent soapy wash strokes to clean the genitals but quickly turns into a full on wank or bean flicking session.
I intended to take a quick shower to rinse off but as usual, it ended with wash strokes.
I was washing the knob cheese from my foreskin and ended up doing wash strokes and busted a rope all down my leg.
I was washing the knob cheese from my foreskin and ended up doing wash strokes and busted a rope all down my leg.
by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018
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Get the 9 strokes mug.When you’re plowing a girl from behind and you catch and unpleasant smell like trout, but you have to see it through. Thinking you’re hitting the bottom of that thing but you’re really just packing a tampon wad about 3 inches deep.
Hey bro I was getting some head the other day and fell asleep. I woke up mad as hell and gave her the ole Potts creek 2 stroke.
by The whole package of talliwack January 8, 2023
Get the Potts Creek 2 Stroke mug.An amazing band from NYC, which brought back the fun and timeless sounds of the 70's and 80's. Totally awesome....... And it helps that they are really hott too:)
by Marissa January 3, 2004
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