Stroke worthy

An attribute possessed by a subject who/which warrants a tribute act of masturbation.

Man, Rachel has such a stroke worthy ass. I ended up walking behind her yesterday and had to dash to he nearest jacks to relieve myself!

by ArtoDelFunceiro May 9, 2009

stroke the bishop

to Jerk off, wank off, beat off, rub one out and so on.

the reason for this term is because a penis most of the time will look like a bishop from chess.

"Every night before bed johnny will stroke the bishop."

by mr. big pants?? April 10, 2009

strokes

Fabulous rock band from New York. Credited as one of the major players in the early '01/'02 garage rock revival (along with the Hives and the White Stripes and to a lesser extent the Vines), they have continually improved and expanded their sound over the years. Have released 3 albums so far (Is This It, Room On Fire & First Impressions Of Earth) and look to be moving from strength to strength. Excellent to look at or listen to, they are the embodiment of "cool" and hipster-chic

Random idiot #1 - Did you see the strokes play last night?
Random idiot #2 - Yeah man they were too rad if anything
Random idiot #1 - Fully man

by D@yne August 14, 2006

Beer Stroke

The loss of control of ones facial muscles after consumption of large amounts of alcohol.

Note:
-Subject may be fully conscious and standing when beer stroke occurs.
-Beer stroke is probably caused by a build up of toxins in the blood, restricting the function of the brain, causing the subjects face to resemble that of an individual that has recently suffered a stroke.
-A variation of the beer stroke is when the subject spontaneously loses all control of its leg muscles and sense of balance, which results in falling to the floor.

Beer stroke example: twitpic.com/10x6ak

by mrlee543 April 11, 2010

Stroller Motor

A MILF; specifically one pushing a small child in a stroller, commonly found in malls, parks, and at the grocery store.

I was in the food court at Phipps Plaza eating lunch and saw a drop dead gorgeous stroller motor.

by SouthSideSteve May 31, 2010

stroke of genius

When you get a handjob from a smart girl

Last night i got a stroke of genius from the girl in my chem lab.

by bananahandjob July 4, 2021

a stroke

When a program or platform has glitches that either are extreme or impact performance severely. A common example is when Discord's voice servers stop working or it sends messages twice.

Sorry, Discord was having a stroke for a bit there. Everything's good now though.

by Himitsu Yami February 25, 2021