Shoulder stroke

The act of stroking someone's shoulder in a creepy fashion. Accompanied with the words 'Hi... buddy...'

Person 1: *Whistles innocently*
Person 2: *Shoulder stroke* Hi... buddy...
Person 3: *Shudders* You're a bloody creep!

by wellwitted November 7, 2009

cincinnati stroke

When your jerking off in front of your woman and right before you ejaculate she comes sliding in like Pete Rose

Cincinnati Stroke

by MuleKick February 14, 2014

stroke the cactus

Jerking off or stroking the male organ known as a "Penis" or "Dick"

I saw a bad ass bitch on the tv that got me super hard so I decided to stroke the cactus

by Mvrcv January 8, 2017

Mega-stroke

A stroke so intense it stops the stroke completely only for a literal god to come down from the heavens to pimp slap you so hard you have another stroke and evaporate

I sure hope these aids dont give me a mega-stroke

by Yes,masta September 29, 2019

Grace Stroke

The most wonderful, beautiful, smartest girl in the world. The bestest girl in the world.

Grace Stroke is my world I'd do anything for her.

by GrassCute November 19, 2020

Midget Stroke

The act of taking hallucinogenic mushrooms in a hot tub without the jets activated while standing up getting throatfucked underwater by another human being who is upside down.

Oh no! I found out my girlfriend was with midget stroke last weekend.

by 69hottubgod69 June 25, 2020

Stroke-idextrous

Able to masturbate with both hands equally well

Johnny is stroke-idextrous he can jerk off with both hands without missing a stroke

by Spooder anus August 8, 2020