lilo and stitch

When a strange person hooks up with another person either equally or more weird then themselves. Often times one parter is dangerously obsessed with the other thereby making these relationships especially hard to escape from.

After escaping a long lilo and stitch relationship with Derek, Dawn had to change her name, grow a beard and leave town to secure her safety.

by xXLucieXx December 4, 2009

Husband Stitch

When a gay man has been anally penetrated repeatedly by particularly large dicks, and their butt hole has lost its elasticity; a doctor will add a "Husband Stitch" to re-tighten the butt hole and make the gay man more appealing to members of the same-sex.

Chester is ready for his parole hearing, he has had his husband stitch and everything!

by Dracythis June 21, 2017

Stitious

When your significant other makes fun of you on a social media platform you don't use

On Facebook, Jessica was repeatedly stitious about her husband

by Renojoker33 October 18, 2017

stits

saggy tits yo. maddd long hangginggg titss mannn

yo dat grandma got some stits

by m&t baybiee December 27, 2007

stitious

lazy

I was feeling so stitious this morning, i couldn't even get out of bed!

by harvardgirl10 May 12, 2011

Stitter

When you stutter and hit your tit

Jessica: A-a-a-a-a apple *hits tit*
Ginni: STAHP STITTERING

by OofyOof11 February 27, 2019

Jewish Stitch Job

Jewish Stitch Job

Jewish Stitch Job.

Receiving a blow job on a freshly circumcised penis (stitches intact), whilst smoking a bong to prevent over expansion

by Always nuvola October 19, 2017