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Standing Lasagne

When a lady's vagina is full and meaty but stands proud and is not sloppy.
My neighbour was so proud of her standing lasagne, she showed it to the local butcher.
by Jammal62 January 3, 2026
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Nipple Standing

Standing face to face with another human, with your chest pressed against one another so that your nipples touch.

Also know as, nipple stand
Hey Jennifer, come stand with your chest against mine. "okay, what's the point of this" it's called nipple standing, there is no point but your boobs are really soft.
by OG Lone Wolf November 7, 2013
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Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich

When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.
He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.
by Pilgrim's Pride February 8, 2014
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fat standing

The desire for a fat person to stand when they really want to sit because of the overwhelming fear of sitting in a folding or cantilever chair that may collapse easily because they are too fat.
When you are 400lbs, I've got to get to the meeting early to find a chair that can hold me. Otherwise I'll look like a fool if I'm reduced to fat standing. Damn my fatness. fat, fat fear, fear dew, fear sweat, fat sweat, heavy duty booty, obese, overweight
by joecoolthefool October 19, 2015
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a standstill

When having sex and the guy tells the girl not to move and they both are being perfectly still and then he cums anyway.
Bro, I cannot believe I did a standstill with Jade last night only 4 minutes in. I doubt I'll be hitting that again!

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by Mexican Juan May 24, 2016
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rand standing

The act of standing in a random space with a vacant stare
What's tony up to over there?
Um.. rand standing by the looks of it Lol
by Timpson.M December 31, 2017
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J-Standing

Smelling so bad that you’re eyes become attracted to minors.
*A year 12 asks for a year 9’s Snapchat*
Person: That guy’s J-Standing.
by NJP Gaming April 17, 2019
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