The event(s) in which a human that is attempting to distance them-self from another individual is called and screamed at multiple times. This is followed by multiple messages across various social networking sites and many phone calls and voicemails. Actual mail may also be received however this is rare. Following a short but enjoyed time span of blissful silence (1-2 days), the human receives a text from the individual in which the individual states they will leave the human alone. Immediately following this message the individual becomes overcome with a fit of insane hysteria and calls the human yet again to cry/yell some form of unidentifiable craziness and the process starts yet again.
Warning: Being bewilder-stalked may cause confusion in which the person is perplexed as to why the fuck their attention is required, as well as an intense feeling to drink a bottle of gin even if the individual doesn't drink. Other side effects include, but are not limited to, continual conscious effort to scan personal surroundings and/or peeking around tight turns to ensure the coast is clear.
Warning: Being bewilder-stalked may cause confusion in which the person is perplexed as to why the fuck their attention is required, as well as an intense feeling to drink a bottle of gin even if the individual doesn't drink. Other side effects include, but are not limited to, continual conscious effort to scan personal surroundings and/or peeking around tight turns to ensure the coast is clear.
Human 1 - "Dude, I'm being bewilder-stalked again. This shit is so strange."
Human 2- "Bro, that is fucking lame."
Human 2- "Bro, that is fucking lame."
by krojas0 May 6, 2012
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Finding a specific post to click on instead of searching the person's name on facebook.
Finding a specific post to click on instead of searching the person's name on facebook.
"I don't want to feel like a creepy stalker so i'll just Scroll Stalk that girl i met at the game yesterday, bro"
"Bro, Scroll Stalking sounds retarded."
"Bro, Scroll Stalking sounds retarded."
by Turtle the Turtle January 1, 2012
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John : I didnt tell you i wan going to the movies
Kate : I was on your wall
Jonh : so , you were Legal Stalking me again
Kate : Dont Try to change the subject
John : (Dam you Facebook)
John : I didnt tell you i wan going to the movies
Kate : I was on your wall
Jonh : so , you were Legal Stalking me again
Kate : Dont Try to change the subject
John : (Dam you Facebook)
by Oshizzy February 22, 2011
Get the Legal Stalking mug.a PSYCHOLOGICALLY manhwa about a guy, named yoonbum, who faces the consequences of his actions after finding himself in sangwoo's home, aka a place he shouldn't be.
many people thinks it's just YAOI because of the gay sex but are we just gonna ignore all the psychological trauma that was inflicted upon the two main characters and the physical upon yoonbum??? anyways big props to koogi for making such complex and well written characters. Some topics include:
1. Gay Sex (that's a given💀)
2. Psychological Manipulation and Abuse (emotional manipulation and blackmail, intimidation, minimization, passive-aggressive behavior, silent treatment, gaslighting, brain-washing, "love"-bombing and verbal abuse)
3. Suicide
4. Murder
5. Physical Torture (Neck cutting, Ankle Breaking, Hanging and other Toolbox torture methods)
6. Rape
If you absolutely cannot handle a single one of these topics, i suggest you don't read the manhwa at all because it's heavy on everything and it will break you down mentally.
many people thinks it's just YAOI because of the gay sex but are we just gonna ignore all the psychological trauma that was inflicted upon the two main characters and the physical upon yoonbum??? anyways big props to koogi for making such complex and well written characters. Some topics include:
1. Gay Sex (that's a given💀)
2. Psychological Manipulation and Abuse (emotional manipulation and blackmail, intimidation, minimization, passive-aggressive behavior, silent treatment, gaslighting, brain-washing, "love"-bombing and verbal abuse)
3. Suicide
4. Murder
5. Physical Torture (Neck cutting, Ankle Breaking, Hanging and other Toolbox torture methods)
6. Rape
If you absolutely cannot handle a single one of these topics, i suggest you don't read the manhwa at all because it's heavy on everything and it will break you down mentally.
Person 1: killing stalking is such a cute YOAI
Pseron 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about. It's a spine chilling, anxiety raising psychological yaoi.
Person 1: yeah but there's still cute parts. they were totally meant to be🥰
Person 2:😟 what?! they weren't meant to be together, they aren't meant to be together and they will NEVER be meant to be together.
Pseron 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about. It's a spine chilling, anxiety raising psychological yaoi.
Person 1: yeah but there's still cute parts. they were totally meant to be🥰
Person 2:😟 what?! they weren't meant to be together, they aren't meant to be together and they will NEVER be meant to be together.
by imalwaysnotrong June 1, 2022
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Named the Stalk Box because it does not publish to a feed and can only be read by directly viewing one's page, unlike the status.
Named the Stalk Box because it does not publish to a feed and can only be read by directly viewing one's page, unlike the status.
by dartmouth slang March 10, 2009
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by tone everlast January 11, 2010
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Gathering information on a person for a shy friend.
Gathering information on a person for a shy friend.
"My buddy wants me to proxy stalk this girl on Facebook since he doesn't want to make an account."
"No, I'm not going to help you get dirt on her boyfriend. I'm not a proxy stalker."
"She's just a Facebook "Friend", but you know her well. Could you... proxy stalk her for me?"
"No, I'm not going to help you get dirt on her boyfriend. I'm not a proxy stalker."
"She's just a Facebook "Friend", but you know her well. Could you... proxy stalk her for me?"
by SimpsonsFanatic August 14, 2009
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