Squirting Sprinkler

The magnificent and rarely seen art of female ejaculation. That can result in a spurt of lady love juice that can be sprayed like a sprinkler system.

She rode him like a bucking broncho until her squirting orgasm sprayed like a sprinkler (aka a Squirting sprinkler).

by WandaHoneyBunch April 14, 2025

squirtling

A derogatory term for evil dolphins in the military.

Let's follow those squirtlings back to the ocean!

by radicalleftistacabblm June 9, 2025

the squirmies

Slang for parasites.

Don't drink the water there, man. You'll get the squirmies.

by SarahBLovin September 26, 2008

ceiling squirting

this is when you rub your pickle to the point you're ceiling squirting.

"Chad! Are you ceiling squirting again? I'll go get the towels"

by big daddy ;)) May 28, 2016

commander squirtles

Just my way of saying Fuck you, and you and you and oh yeah fuck you. Oh fuck me? No, no, no sir, Fuck You. Making a statement or taking a stand with or with out anyone else standing beside me.

Commander Squirtles says she bets, BOOM goes the dynamite.

by Grems May 14, 2018

Guitar Squirtle

The Pokémon, Squirtle, playing sweet riffs on a guitar.

Fun fact : If the guitar is painted to look like a pokéball, it is called a Poké-tar(Po-Guitar) Squirtle.

"Bro, look at that Guitar Squirtle!"

by TheRealGruffalo October 15, 2022

Burnt Squirtle

The act of performing a nude spinning jump-kick, while simultaneously sharting within close proximity of a person.

Person 1: Dang, did you see Chuck Norris shitting all over Steven Segal!?

Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!

by BobShart July 1, 2023