squirrel

to squirrel, squirreling, the act of being distracted in the middle of--wow, something shiney!

while giving that definition, i totally just squirrelled.

by GISSUM January 2, 2010

Zippy the Squirrel

A squirrel that made national headlines in early 2008, after attacking Mike Huckabee during a campaign speech in Clemson, SC. Mr. Huckabee had admitted to consuming squirrels previously, but revenge was not the apparent motive for the assault. The squirrel leapt from the rafters after scurrying amongst the light fixtures, laning on Huckabee's neck and scratching and biting him there and on his face and ears. Huckabee's comments about state's rights and the flying of the Confederate Battle Flag seemed to incite the rodent to attack. Zippy was subsequently subdued by Chuck Norris. Huckabee's wounds were trivial. DNC chair Howard Dean denied that Zippy was a Democratic Party operative, but did say that squirrels are keen survivors, and that Mike Huckabee is one of the biggest nuts out there.

Zippy the Squirrel did his part to derail Mike Huckabee's Presidential campaign in 2008. His present whereabouts are unknown.

by Blenderhead91 September 5, 2010

flying squirrel

Stretching your scrotum and balls over a person's face, and laying your penis on their forehead, resembling a flying squirrel with its arms spread. Done properly, this will cover the person's mouth and nose completely. To create a good suction, make sure your balls are warm before proceeding. Injury can occur if the person was sleeping and wakes up being suffocated by your massive nuts and sac.

"Dude, Candace passed out so I gave her a flyng squirrel. She woke up totally choking on my sac!"

by Mugatu-san October 8, 2004

ghetto squirrel

While driving in the ghetto at night: a small black plastic liquor store bag that crosses the street like a tumbleweed, which causes you to swerve thinking it might be an animal.

(upon swerving): "Jesus, what was that?" "Oh, just a ghetto squirrel."

by adrianavoz January 12, 2009

Squirrel and Hedgehog

The North Korean propaganda cartoon that features violence, guns, war, more guns, allegory, a sexy fox, and even more guns.

Person 1: hey, have you watched Squirrel and Hedgehog?
Person 2: why would I?
Person 1: there's a sexy fox as one of the characters.
Person 2: I'm sold!

by Gamsung Salaxy April 14, 2020

squirreled

Getting completely distracted midstream from a task, project or conversation, usually by something unrelated, ridiculous or shiny. Derived from the scenes of the talking dog from Disney's Pixar movie UP!

"Hey did you finish looking over that presentation that's due tomorrow?"
"OMG, no, I got totally squirreled!"

by AuntieArte May 15, 2013

squirrelly

bizarre characteristics that cannot be explained

"dude, that dude is just... just fucking squirrelly."

by dirk squarejaw May 4, 2003