Squidward Syndrome

When TV show characters such as squidward start becoming relatable the older you get

Person 1: I used to think squidward was mean, but dang is he relatable

Person 2: Sounds like squidward syndrome

by Yaba Daba Doo! December 10, 2023

Red Mist Squidward

It starts off when Squidward practices his clarinet, then his practice gets interrupted by a salesman, the salesman says can I have a moment of your- Squidward: not interested. The salesman comes back but says the red mist is coming, Squidward is now having a depressional mental breakdown, crying really hard with hyper realistic eyes, he cries blood, but a scene later, he's in his house but he's not looking forlorn. Squidward has a gun and kills himself

RED mist squidward is too scary!

Yeah it scared me what

by PopCatty March 24, 2025

Ban Squidward

To finally get rid of the stupid kid who brings down the energy of the server, by his deep depression, and lack of feelings.

We need to Ban Squidward to save the server and our minds!

by Link8818 May 7, 2018

Fort Squidward

When you're playing Fortnite and some jerkoff starts build-spamming and ends up A) trapping themselves in, or B) falling off.

Guy 1: "Alright guys, boutta get this win.
Guy 2: "What the fuck is that guy doing?"
Guy 1: "Free win, this guy's got a Fort Squidward going on. And there he goes."
*victory message*

by TheAvicado March 27, 2021

Squidward fit

When you rock the fucking brown fake polo wit no boxers or pants butt ass naked

That nigga wearing the squidward fit in his house

by Jah🐐 and Ramsey 💸 🍃 February 27, 2022