Spunk

A salty ejaculate which is devoured by "thirsty bitches" Said to be of similar taste to Roqufort blue cheese, spunk is the favourite beverage of many pornstars. Amusingly used by Australian "Sheilas" to describe an attractive man "he's a spunk", spunk is a calorie and protein dense nutritious food, which is commonly consumed by young Japanese women.

To spunk,
Spunked,
Spunking,
Spunked up,
Spunked all over,
Spunked in her mouth
Nasty spunk-filled whore

by Finesilver January 10, 2005

spuckets

When you cough up dried shit.

Father: Do you know what the spuckets are?
Son: No.
Father: It's when you cough up dried shit.

by minicom December 23, 2004

spuck

1. a hocker, loogey, slug on the ground


2. the act of hocking a loogey

Watch out that you don't step in that spuck.


Dude, quit spucking on the sidewalk. People walk there you know.

by budgieramone January 15, 2004

Spelkoman

Term for functional jewlery that has been 'bejeweled' with diamonds/platinum, etc.

a bling'd out tracheotomy tube

by Allen Penkofsky October 7, 2004

Spunk Music

The definition of Spice Boy punk music, E.G Busted and mcfly

"MTV is plying that God damn Spunk Music again"

by Andrew Morris July 23, 2008

spunk saucer

When a girls labia are so big that she can spread them open like a small pink plate, ie a saucer, and wants you to spunk all over them.

Susanne had a really big spunk saucer

by Labia Large November 3, 2011

spunk dustbin

Noun. Used to describe promiscuous ladies who have slept with half the population of your country, or, if you will, a filthy whore in which to deposit one's spunk. Used by multiple males for the disposal of excess seminal fluids.

"Did you see who Jack got with last night?"
"Yeah, that girl is such a spunk dustbin, she just loves choad."

by Tigga April 7, 2004