Ace of Spades

A girl with an ace body, but a face that looks like its been hit by a spade.

Friend 1: Mate she's definitely an ace of spades!
Friend 2: But i'd tap that!

by China_man November 1, 2009

ace of spades

A coloured gentleman.

Leroy was as black as the ace of spades.

by SammySeven November 10, 2006

ace of spades

a dump which requires only a one sheet wipe afterwards

gary was pleased that his abstaining from curry and beans had led to an increase in frequency of the hallowed 'ace of spades', thereby saving him enough money on toilet paper to buy a hummer.

by me old fruity January 4, 2007

Spadge

To hit someone with a spatular, or in a spatular like manner

"I gave him a good spadging after he flicked me with his teatowel" or "I like to spadge pancakes real good"

by flying-in-face-of-pancake November 2, 2011

spadge

a lady's honey-pot, see also vagine

*post-coital* I think I need a spadge transplant.

by battlestar cintastica November 20, 2010

Spadeologist

One that does not give respect when playing SPADES. To dominate, disrespect, and devour your opponent

SunKisstGem claims to be a Spadeologist, but that remains to be seen.

by Wayne Hightower July 4, 2007

SPAD

Acronym of Signal Passed At Danger: when the choo-choo train enters the tunnel of love whilst ignoring the red warning signs at the entrance.

See also red rooter.

"Well, I 'ad vis bird round ve back of KFC up against ve bins, and she was well up fer it, so in I goes, gave her wat for, got 'ome, took a slash & realised I'd SPAD-ded, ve dirty bitch!"

by Stoatman August 21, 2004