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Slinger

The formal name for a penis belonging to a shemale.
John: Dude that girl was so hot!
Bob:Yeah man, did you see her bulge? I bet she has a nice slinger too.

Bob: I can't believe that chick turned me down
John: It's cool dude, I bet she didn't even have a slinger.
by BlackAttack27 April 15, 2014
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sphincter-necklace

A nicer way to tell someone their head is up their ass.
Tell that guy to remove his sphincter-necklace before coming into work from now on.
by Tay~Lyn and WhiteNoise July 14, 2011
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Mud-slinger

This can be defined in two ways:
1. Little kids playing in a giant mud puddle throwing mud at each other, therefore being known as "mud-slinging."
2. Just another politician trying to make a point and get somewhere in the presidential campaign. These pointless acts of slandering the other candidates are also known in the Congressional area as well, like during the elections of State Representatives and Senators.
1. There's the neighbor's kids in my yard throwing mud at each other.

2. Those stupid politicians are so lame with their mud-slinging.
by Me August 13, 2004
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splinter cell

When your friend has to sneak off when no one is looking, because he is too ashamed to say he's going to hang out with his lame ass grilfriend.
Cody: Hey Doug, where did Matt go?
Doug: I don't know man. I heard him in the hall earlier while I was taking a dump, but when i came out he was gone.
Cody: He probaly went to go see Sara, and just did not want to tell you. Dude, you got splinter celled!
by jjooeerr May 16, 2006
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prolapsed sphincter

A condition in which the anus has basically been turned inside out or dropped from its normal position. Often a result of repeated straining while trying to defecate or trauma from sodomy.
That child molester in cell block 19 had a prolapsed sphincter after the other inmates got a hold of him in the shower.
by Wiseman July 25, 2006
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Slinger

Somebody who slings (sells) something, like drugs for instance. Also known as a slanger.
Homie: You the one slingin'?

Slinger: I'm on the way up with regular clients like you dawg!
by Dope Slanger December 1, 2006
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Sphincter trembles

Fear of relaxing the sphincter after a few days without a poo
Had my morning coffee with my partner this morning and got a case of the sphincter trembles, sat there smiling with fear of how this would play out.
by MellyMooster June 15, 2015
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