Speech Impediment

A condition that some people have that results in them pronouncing words incorrectly. In addition, others will laugh at them cause it is REALLY REALLY funny.

Bill: Hey, do you have any CHI-WEE-OHS?
Cale: Naw bitch, but I have some cheerios. ole speech impediment havin ass.

by Cale Morgan October 16, 2006

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Freedom of speech

An excuse to say senseless opinions without going to jail for breaking the intellectual law

Cop: This stupid twatt used the freedom of speech argument and got away. There was a time when stupidity was unacceptable, those were the days

by KaiTheKing October 30, 2015

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splached

splached: drug out into the street and shot.

If you cheat on someone you deserve to be splached.

hey kevin did you hear about that girl that got splached last week?

yo you took my armadillo you deserve to be splached.

by goretastic March 24, 2009

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When one reads a word and gets it wrong, it seems as if one's voice gets louder as one attempts to correct one's mistake. Also notice the increased frustration and anger presented by one's lovely face.

"...abolonishest...ABOlitionshion.....ABOLITIONIST!" - Illiterate Person A.

"Lol that dude is so frustrated." Random Person A.
"Wonder if he'd do that in an official speech, would make for good T.V." Tasteless Random Person B.

-Example should include the word "Frustrated Speech"- So be it UD.

by ex uno plures February 28, 2011

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biden speech

Something that made absolutely no sense and was incredibly offensive to a large population but was somehow deemed politically correct

Just trying to make sense of your Biden speech blaming rural Americans for a global pandemic

by Nessa0697 November 3, 2020

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Free Speech

The joke of the century.

Normal person: Is your cousin a boy or a girl?
Blue haired girl: There are more genders than that!!!
Normal person: Free speech, motherfucker!
Blue haired girl: *Crying*

by FredoriaGaming November 28, 2020

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