dirty spency

When you cut your balls off and fill them with mantis eggs and ram it in their asshole

Grandpa gave me the Dirty Spency last night and I still feel the eggs in my ass.

by Razalicious April 15, 2024

Dirty Spency

When you cut your penis off and you let a female mantis lay eggs in it and stick it up your best friends ass and they hatch

Spencer’s grandpa gave him the dirty spency last night. He can still feel the eggs crawling inside of hi.

by Razalicious April 22, 2024

WANKY SPANKY

When you wake up and decide to spank the monkey until you wanky all over him!

Person 1: Hey, I woke up and had to spank the monkey!

Person 2: Bro, me toooo!

Person 1: It wankied everywhere, even in my mouth!
Person 2: YUMMY!
Person 2: Boi give me some of that!
Person 2: Can we WANKY SPANKY together tonight?

by wet_monkey696969 July 26, 2025

Carpetburn-Spincycle

It’s when a girl with a hairy vagina sits on a man’s penis and begans to spin around in circles

My dick still burns from when she performed the Carpetburn-Spincycle.

by Charlie Clams November 23, 2025

Carpetburn-Spincycle

It’s when a woman with a hairy vagina sits on a man’s penis and begans to spin around at high speeds.

My dick still burns from when she performed the Carpetburn-Spincycle.

by Charlie Clams November 23, 2025

tom hanks spanky dank

when ur masturbating and thinking of forrest gump running into ur anus

dude i had an amazing orgasm when i was tom hanks spanky dank'in you should try and and if you dont

billiards

by voodles1 September 16, 2018

Slappy de spanky spree

Overly obsessed with bootie that you're on a continuous rampage and can't stop. Mostly a joke I made up about the infamous rapper 69.

"6ix9ine is on a slappy de spanky spree"
"I lost it and now I'm on a slappy de spanky spree"

by Skilastic April 2, 2022