spadagged

wired, high on coke, high on weed, HIGH

a. dude this shit is bomb
b. I know, im spadagged

by Lucky aka Suerte April 6, 2010

spaddle

When you're sexually frustrated and playing table tennis and threaten to hit someone with the paddle.

Alex, if you don't get the ball I'm going to hit you with my spaddle.

by OnePaddleGirl March 3, 2016

Spaded

Being fucked up and lucky at the same time.

"Damn dude, I was spaded last night. Had too much Tequila, I found a blue hunnid!"

by Southernstylin November 23, 2016

spadcooting

Eating 2 different types of food at the same time

Wow, did you see Jim spadcooting in the restaurant earlier?

by JerryRPumpkin57 February 23, 2017

spades guru

A person who understands every aspect of the game of spades from bidding, bagging, nil and pretty much wins at will. Every player wants to be their partner and play like them.

Hey Darrin did you see the way Ernie played in that Spades tournament he has skills for days he's a Spades Guru .

by SpadeskingUSA May 21, 2017

SAMD

SAMD is a code word for Suck A Mean Dick

which is basically means to suck the living hell out of your bae's buddy.

"The stripper can samd"
"Hey are you going to samd tonight?"
"I cant have sex, but I can samd"

by stephhsteez August 15, 2018

Spade

the male version of a hoe (referring to garden tools, as they try to dig in everybody’s “garden”)

Zach is with a new girl every week; he’s such a spade.

by anonymous 10101201 February 3, 2019