sobro

the bro that has been selected to be sober, short for sober bro

bro 1:lets go to jennys party
bro 2:cool your the sobro
bro 1: fine

by ]Y[@$ November 27, 2011

Sobresity

The act of being too sober. Occasionily to the point of being dangerous but generally being lame.

"Dude, you just ran over that kid!"
'Or did the kid run over me....?'
"Bro, you're suffering from sobresity. It's a problem. You need to get drunk and drive thru that playground again"

by Pikachu The Pimp July 8, 2012

sobriety spell

an extended period of time in which one refrains from using drugs or alcohol.

Jane: "I'll be starting my sobriety spell next week so that I can focus on my finals. Then when the semester is finished, I can get really baked."

Molly: "Smart thinking!"

by California 420 Friendly August 23, 2012

Socrastic

To employ the simultaneous use of sarcasm and the Socratic method.

He's such a Socrastic bastard I don't care how much I can learn from him it's intolerable.

by Fat Ality October 9, 2014

sabrathan

Sabrathan is the name of the angel who guards the first hour of the night.

Looks like an angel but seems like more of a night owl, yep he's a Sabrathan.

by Sabrathan April 23, 2014

Sobangry

Being so hungry and angry that you immediately become sober.

This food is taking so long that I'm becoming sobangry.

by Dani3girl May 3, 2014

sobrunk

Sober + Drunk

Pretend drunk.

Acting all sobrunk and confessing your love is the oldest trick in the book.

by xuaelor June 11, 2015