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ho jo mo yo smuggler

A Mormon girl with severe camal toe who hangs out in front of the Howard Johnsons across from the "TEMPLE'.
The missionaries had their hands full with all those ho jo mo yo smugglers, so its goodbye Mr. BLUEBALLS tonight for the boys. Good for them.
by craig john November 10, 2006
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bomb smuggler

A girl with *much* larger breasts than anyone realizes because she always wears loose-fitting clothes
I hooked up with Gwen last night...turns out she's a bomb smuggler!
by FanDeBerg September 1, 2016
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Marmasset Smuggler

A person who actively places furry animals into their underpants in order to hide them from the rest of the world.
Ever notice a person at the airport walking in a strange manner? this person is proberbly a Marmasset Smuggler and has 4 or 5 of the poor buggers stuffed in his pants. Customs will give you a hefty fine and a possible prison sentence.
by Curly Calamari September 29, 2008
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honey smuggler

by The Big Nigel August 8, 2022
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Haitian Meat Smuggler

This action describes an individual inserting raw beef into their anal cavity then proceeding to cut down sugar cane with their sexual partner
Wow Jeff and Linda are so freaky! Jeff told me they visited the butcher last week to do a sexy little Haitian Meat Smuggling. Apparently Linda loves being a Haitian Meat Smuggler.
by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021
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Salami Smuggler

a guy who stuffs the crotch area of his underwear to make it look as though he has a big dick. Sometimes uses a real sausage of piece of hose, etc; and is not limited to using this technique to entice either gay or straight men or women. also used by trannys trying to appear to be well endowed men.
just look at that Salami Smuggler parading around Boys Town, trolling for action, with his overly large, stuffed package bulging out.
by Rory O'Doul October 7, 2022
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SMUGGLER

There are race on there own world who side with any race who wishes to control Arrakis Mikel can go house Atradies and I'll go the Smugglers it's on game on okay be nice to them I want to implement fair trade with him on the Worm Planet Arrakis we shall be watching and side as we please
SMUGGLER: AFFIMATIVE
by 201HH April 8, 2024
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