slooning

sleeping gooning

I hear Rachel’s vibrator going off at night, she MUST be slooning.

by TheNumberOneSlooner June 17, 2025

Swooping

A sexual act in which one individual (suspended in the air) "swoops" towards another, using their tongue to pleasure their supine partner as they pass.

A: "I've been really interested in trying out Swooping lately."
B: "If you can get your hands on the equipment, I'd be happy to join in."

by TheLeg November 5, 2025

shooping

shaving and pooping at the same time

i wish i had a mirror while i was shooping

by goat45 December 19, 2025

class-swooping

To proceed to class in the most direct and efficient manner possible, and back again, such that on campus time is minimized to the lowest possible level.

person A: I'm sick of this campus, everything is online and it's not even necessary to go to lecture.

person B: me too, I'm class-swooping this whole semester.

by 2108cro January 28, 2012

chocolate scooping

Fisting someone in their anus.

My wife is interested in some chocolate scooping action!

Hey man! I chocolate scooped that bitch last night!

by BiggHoss511 November 12, 2012

Shnaggity-Snoopingas

A phrase that can take the place of any curse word or can just be yelled at any time to express anger or excitement

Shnaggity-Snoopingas!!! I forgot to feed Honus!

by Horny Buzzlightyear September 4, 2016

chubb-slopping

The disgusting and oft-times violent act of large-breasted women of generous size slapping over-sized tits or bellyfat onto tiny men for sexual gratification.

Samantha just showed me all these fucked-up bruises on her face, neck, and back...and get this: she was super-psyched about it. Slutty bitch must've been chubb-slopping all night!

by ShetlandJ December 26, 2016