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Sheep Shagger

Someone who has sex with sheep.
''Those Aberdeen fans are all Sheep Shaggin' bastards''
by Brendan April 7, 2003
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Saggy Turkey

A sexual act done while fisting a person (male or female) where you turn the inserted hand and open fingers then quickly thrust the hand inside the anus or vagina. While preforming this make a turkey gobbling sound the recipients flopping balls and penis (or breasts if female) will resemble the gizzard of a turkey.
the gobbling sound emitted from Matt's room indicated that he had finally preformed the elusive saggy turkey on Phil's anus.
by CoxHall Master October 30, 2007
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saggitarius

The zodiac sign following Scorpio. The sign of the archer. (Think Hunger Games or Disney/Pixar 's Brave. The centuar sign. Saggitariuses are many different moods. November 24 to December 22.
Jennifer Lawrence in Hunger Games} is an archer so on the spot, that though born August 15 she could have made a great Saggitarius. All she needed was to be born between November 24 and December 22 instead of August 15.

Famous Saggitariuses have no entire common trait, everyone from Donny Osmond to Walt Disney to Jim Morrison to AnnaSophia Robb are Saggitariuses as well as myself (even more of a reason to write this entry.)
by ESSJAY April 2, 2017
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Saggy bagger

A male who has an average to below average sized penis yet insists on purchasing/using condoms made for an extra large penis (ie Trojan magnums) and in doing so creates a loose fitting or saggy condom when placed on their penis.
That saggy bagger seriously tried using a magnum on his five inch penis so I had to bail.
by Allilue October 16, 2011
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Saggin

You stupid saggin
by saggin expert February 12, 2019
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Saggy Vag

When ones vagina hangs so low it drags in the dirt.
"OMG Kangan has a saggy vag, look at it, its picking up all of that dirt.
by Vag Brace August 24, 2008
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dad shagger

The logical response to being called a motherfucker. Being called "motherfucker" implies that you fuck your own mother and is generally considered the highest insult one can bestow.

By immediately responding "dadshagger" one temporarily confuses one's literary opponent as to whether it would be worse to shag their dad or fuck their mother and whether they have in fact been semantically bested. Erstwhile, thou positions thine foot squarely betwixt their thighs with such vehemence as to render them infertile for the rest of their sorry ass life.
Antagonist: "You motherfucker!"

Pacifist: "Dad shagger"

Antagonist: "Huh?"

Pacifist: "SQUAHNUTKICK"
by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011
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