Spooky scary skeletons

Spooky, scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight

Spooky, scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek

We're so sorry, skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But I don't think we should

'Cause spooky, scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be

Spirits supernatural
Are shy, what's all the fuss?
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious

Spooky, scary skeletons
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane

Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky, scary skeletons
Will wake you with a boo

Spooky scary skeletons

by AAAUAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH April 24, 2019

Polly Skelton

A girl that barely uttereth a word, frigid sexually, generally devoid of half decent conversation. (Polly Skelton is a real person, i'm just using this word now to describe frigid girls) >_<

"Its like pulling teeth talking to that wee tart, shes a Polly Skelton."

"That was a fuckin' disaster, that bird i met was an awkward fucker, shes a Polly"


'Percy': "So... what sort of things are you into, Polly?"

Polly: "ummmm....Music."

'Percy': "Oh right, any favourite bands?"

Polly: "ummm...Enter Shikari...Aphex twin."

'Percy': Niceone....

by The King of NooNarnia October 16, 2008

skeletor

A person with a massive face lift surgery.

Her tits maybe melons, but above she's a skeletor.

by Ljuk October 7, 2007

Skeletosis

When a person gets so high, they practically die for a few hours before recovering.

My bro got so high, he wasn’t comatose, he had Skeletosis.

by Pineapple Skele October 10, 2018

dirty skeletor

A toy (or sex act) so dirty that all your skin melts off leaving you with battle damage.

My main man tried to do me a Dirty Skeletor, but I wasn't having none of it

by batfan007 August 13, 2017

skeletor

A bony chick who would snap if u fucked her

You don't want a girl who's too blubbery... But you don't wanna bone a SKELETOR!

~Craig Beil

by NenjiMax July 23, 2008

skeletor mouth

A mouth containing front teeth but lacking back ones. The person has the initial appearance of a full set of teeth, but when he/she smiles up close, the vacant posterior of their mouth appears skeleton-like.

"Your skeletor mouth is only good for one thing, Beth... now get to it."

by csmith March 3, 2004