Having sex while the chosen partner; "Simon" gets to shout out different positions, and the other partner has less then 30 seconds to perform. Gets progressivly tougher. If they fail they get punched in the face.
Guy 1: So last night during simon sex with my girl, I only got through 4 positions before I got a punch in the face!
Guy 2: Tough shit man....
Guy 2: Tough shit man....
by Team KC January 9, 2009
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J: Why are you being so hateful?
E: Why are you?
J: My heart wants you.
E: Everything is so blood, sweat and Carly Simon with you.
J: Kiss me, starchy polar bear.
E: Right on.
<kiss>
E: Why are you?
J: My heart wants you.
E: Everything is so blood, sweat and Carly Simon with you.
J: Kiss me, starchy polar bear.
E: Right on.
<kiss>
by JohnnyAZ May 19, 2006
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A day when u just wanna criticise anything and everything around u....regardless of how good the day is actually going...with reference to a certain Simon Cowell, the ultimate critic
Man...yesterday I had such a Simon Cowell day...I was fishing on my sailboat, doing some Bud, with my wife blowing my pipe...and I still found a reason to complain!!!
by Animesh Prasad June 19, 2008
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Get the Simon mug.A Term Used To Describe A Person Of Which Is A Figure Of Perfection.
The Term "Simon" May Be Used To Describe/Label, A Specific Analysis Of a Person, In A Positive Manner. Therefore The Word Simon Is Used Discreetly To Mean Perfection/Amazing/Awesome/One Hot Piece Of Ass.
The Term "Simon" May Be Used To Describe/Label, A Specific Analysis Of a Person, In A Positive Manner. Therefore The Word Simon Is Used Discreetly To Mean Perfection/Amazing/Awesome/One Hot Piece Of Ass.
"Golly Gosh, That Lad Over There Is A Bit Simon If I Do Say So Myself"
"I Think That Fellows Name May Be Simon, Seeing As He Is Rather Bloody Amazing/Perfection/Awesome/One Hot Piece Of Ass."
"I Think That Fellows Name May Be Simon, Seeing As He Is Rather Bloody Amazing/Perfection/Awesome/One Hot Piece Of Ass."
by Hey Nonny Nonny - April 12, 2008
Get the Simon mug.Deadly assassin, often referred to in French as "Le Legume" (meaning: The Vegetable) and in Japanese legend as "Yasaiitame" (meaning: Fried Vegetables). Saying any of these names in their respective countries of origin will get you punished for "Breaching the Peace".
Despite the name, Simon (actually pronounced Sim-own-ay) does not appear to use vegetables as part of his assassination methods, although the Tomato is his calling card. At present, it is not clear how he assassinates people. The only information Interpol have uncovered to date is that he has webbed ears - probably prosthetics - and that he can lick both of his own elbows simultaneously. This information was given just as his latest confirmed victim (Patricia Hewalinger, 2006) was dying of laughter.
Internet rumours have spread since mid-2007 that if an unknown entity, which for security reasons has been dubbed "PAT", goes down - ie, is killed - it will take Simon with him. The global search continues.
Despite the name, Simon (actually pronounced Sim-own-ay) does not appear to use vegetables as part of his assassination methods, although the Tomato is his calling card. At present, it is not clear how he assassinates people. The only information Interpol have uncovered to date is that he has webbed ears - probably prosthetics - and that he can lick both of his own elbows simultaneously. This information was given just as his latest confirmed victim (Patricia Hewalinger, 2006) was dying of laughter.
Internet rumours have spread since mid-2007 that if an unknown entity, which for security reasons has been dubbed "PAT", goes down - ie, is killed - it will take Simon with him. The global search continues.
"Oh my god, did you hear? A tomato was left on the President's doorstep!"
"Looks like 'Simon' has struck again.
"Looks like 'Simon' has struck again.
by Shadowblade9876 December 20, 2007
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