Simaism

The art of getting the first letter of the first word mixed with the second letter of the second word - or visa versa.....

1 - So sorry I did not call back but i "pucked up my fuc code" simaism and could not access my mobile.

2 - My bears are eyely open.

3 - I do not want to grow up and be a farted kipper (carpet fitter)

4 - Am sure you met ge!

And all true and bithout a weverage

by simamb January 15, 2009

sikies

socialy inadcuate kids....juveniles that wear girl pants..studded leather jackets in the summer..and have hot pink cowlicks...and threaten suicide at least once a week

man these sikies crashed the keg party last night...what a bunch of loosers

by sikiehater August 23, 2009

Sickisode

An amazing episode of a TV program.

Jim #1: Did you watch the new Lost episode last night?
Jim #2: Of course I did! As sure as pencils are straight, it was a real sickisode.....

by The 'Trojan' Jim May 12, 2010

simian's supper

the last hit, spliff or drink of the day that keeps the monkey off your back while you sleep

Jimmy didn't want to wake up rattling, so he had a simian's supper before he hit the sack

by The Turtle's Head September 22, 2010

similarky

This word is for when someone is saying, about you or about someone else, the same ridiculous, tired stuff and you've heard it all before. This word could also be for when you are saying, about something else or about someone else, the same insincere, foolish stuff you've always said before and they call you on it. (This word is also related to SSDD to some extent.)

Jane is so full of it; I try to talk straight up with that girl but I mean she doesn't tell me nothing but similarky similarky similarky 24-7, yo.

by GAGA HONK October 18, 2012

Simifferent

Similar, yet somehow very different.

"You are a beautiful, put-together, successful woman and I am a creative, struggling, mess of a man with excessive body hair, but we both sit on exercise balls, love box wine, our favorite color is green (then yellow) and we have pooed ourselves as adults."
"I guess that makes us simifferent."

by j_kills May 31, 2013

simaia

Simaia is beautiful. She is dark-skin. If you come st her the wrong way she will come back at you 10x harder, so don't get on her bad side. Don't talk about her if you don't want her to talk about you because she will put your personal buisness out there. But if you re on her good side you will be ok. If you don't tell her buisness she won't tell yours !! :)

Simaia dosent care who you are !!

by Dcygbb April 17, 2017