silence

a loss of words.when u r on the phone and a conversation ends and u r just there sitting awkwardly

<him> hey honey, i bet you cant make me happy and sad at the same time
<her> you have the biggest penis out of all your friends.
*silence*

by a_bunch_of_zeroes May 29, 2018

silence

something most people go through life not experiencing

SILENCE MORTAL, OR I WILL END YOU!!!!

by rockhard dick johnson June 3, 2019

Silence

The loudest word ever spoken in the history of the world.

*Two kids in a class won’t stop talking*
Teacher: “SILENCE!!”

by A person125 April 30, 2023

Silence

Silence is yes because the person is just to shy to reply (Just pretend they said yes)

Bob is silent, he is just too shy to reply yes
"Silence means yes" - Bob, 2021

by builderthebob April 25, 2021

post pre-gaming silence

The silence that follows the obnoxious racket of your pre gaming hallmates once they've left to go out.

Jen: It's a Friday night...and our halls are quiet?
Becca: Well, it is already 10PM...everyone must have left to go out already.
Jen: This must be the post pre-gaming silence...

by Beybehs Protector September 6, 2010

Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher

The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.

(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!

by BlackJesusComesBack March 27, 2019

The fat silence

That awkward moment in which everything has become quiet because a friend has admitted to being fat. You don't want to lie but you dont want to be mean leaving you with the silence.

Rodney: Dude, the other day patricia left me with the fat silence

Andy: ouch man

by BeijingMo May 12, 2010