Cock Sharing

This term is derived from the term cock block and is most commonly used while drunk. It refers to someone who is not attempting to split two people apart but join them in hopes of either a threesome or being able to hook up with the same person that night but usually has the effect of standard cock blocking unless the parties involved are completely shitfaced.

"Dude, your completely cock blocking that guy from that hot girl"
"I'm not cock blocking I'm cock sharing"
"wow you are really drunk"

by rockne92 November 22, 2009

Sharking

The act of committing to an event, meeting or gathering, then subsequently not showing up to that event.

"James said he was coming to the movie but he is still not here.....He must be sharking it"

by The Big Fella October 24, 2012

sharking

verb.

To have sexual intercourse vigorously.

1. "Shark me hard!!"
2. "Don't bother me I'm sharking my significant other!"

by Tumn April 3, 2009

file sharing

taking an extended lunch

a + r = a * r
In other words, 2 reactants become one product in file sharing.

by chewydrewy February 2, 2007

sharking

Surprise!!, it has nothing to do with guys stalking and/or doing sexually deviate things to women/girls.

the act your dog performs when he/she pokes you with their snout (usually under your arm) when they want your attention

Damian: Dude, what's your dog doing with his nose, I'm trying to watch the game..??
Chucky: He's sharking you. He wants you to throw his toy for him.
Damian: Yeah, well, if he does it again, I'm gonna throw a harpoon at his sharky Amityville ass.....

by sheepdog1982 February 10, 2010

Sharing a hat

When giving an obese man or woman oral sex and one has to rest folds of stomach fat on ones head representing a hat which is shared with the genetalia.

Girl 1: Did you get the ride lastnight?
Girl 2: Yeah I had 1 too many WKD's and ended up Sharing a hat in the disabled toilets of the club!

by Busted Onion December 13, 2014

Reverse sharking

The female equivilent of Sharking

Did you SEE her sharking him just now?

by JK August 3, 2004