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Shitfuck

fuck with a greater intensity. pretty much the word fuck or shit used when angry.
Shitfuck! I got an F on my Physics test!!!!
by day.dreamer94 July 27, 2009
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shitbust

The act of having an involuntary orgasm while in the process of taking a shit.
This morning I took a dump and, out of nowhere, I jizzed at the same time...I think I did a shitbust!
by shitbuster December 15, 2007
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shitmuzzle

A person with mutli-last names, usually first name is Tony. or a mexican.
Hey, there's tony shitmuzzle, at taco bell.
by markymarkmark May 10, 2003
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Shitcut

When there is not enoough time to take a full bowel movement, you take a shitcut.
Oh god, I'm gonna miss the movie, guess I'll have to take a shitcut.
by J Davis September 17, 2005
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shitcumstance

DEFINITIONS:

1a: a shitty condition, fact, or event accompanying, conditioning, or determining another.

1b: a subordinate or accessory shitty fact or detail.

1c: a piece of evidence that indicates the probability or improbability of a shitty event.

2a: the sum of crappy essential and environmental factors (as of an event or situation).

2b: state of affairs:eventuality — often used in plural.

2c plural: situation with regard to adversity.

3: an shitty event that constitutes a detail (as of a narrative or course of shitty events).
EXAMPLES:

1a: stupidity is a shitcumstance to be taken into consideration.

1b: Pain is a minor shitcumstance in this case.

1c: the shitcumstances suggest someone did not know what they were doing.

2a: As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.

2b: He quit due to shitcumstance; a victim of shitcumstances

2c plural: he made it despite shitcumstances; current set of economic shitcumstances we’re in.

3: considering each shitcumstance in turn.
by Computer Plumber February 7, 2009
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Shitcunt

Normally used when a friend lets you down, or acts particularty "cunty"

Why didn't you lock the door at 25 Wilfred st last night?? We got robbed. Brett, you're such a shitcunt!

Also used when bitches whore it up every weekend.
When bitches whore up every weekend

"Did you hear what becky did in the weekend she was such a shitcunt giving barry a blow in the garage, and screwing peter in the mad cow toilets"

"Why didn't you lock the door at 25 Wilfred st last night?? We got robbed. Brett, you're such a shitcunt!"
by yeh1234123123 September 19, 2009
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Shitcuddles

When you send a bear hug on SKYPE, just because it looks like a piece of shit with arms.
Go on skype, and check out the world of shitcuddles, you'll be amazed.
by Shithugger May 2, 2010
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