crab shellin'

a state of mind while under the influence of the dankiest dank, where you feel as if you are running around in your body.

"Holy shit, I'm crab shellin' tough"

by balls in my throat January 16, 2009

Spiked Shelling

The act of aiming only to wreck/spinning out the first place person in a racing video game; much like the spiked shell from Mario Kart. Often frowned upon and seen as immature.

John: Me and Mike spent all last night spiked shelling in Grid. We almost took out the whole field, one by one.

Greg: You're a douche. Grow up.

by Jerry the Racecar Driver October 20, 2009

soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.

I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.

by Nick_neus69 November 24, 2015

soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.

I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.

by Nick_neus69 November 24, 2015

The Shetland Pony

Sex act where the man ties a woman to a pony ride. As she crawls around the circle on her hands and knees, the man slaps her in the face and the ass with his dick. When ready, he blows his load on an apple and feeds it to her.

Bill: Meredith, do you like ponies?
Meredith: I love them!
Bill: Would you like to ride The Shetland Pony?

by Daddy Pumpkin December 16, 2015

gage shelman

Gay Irish potato farmer that has crippling depression

Gage Shelman Gay irish with depression.

by GHHjgv November 26, 2019

Dirty Shella

A tall, lean, scary hot sister of a Dirty Molly who is also taken, but whom everyone wants. Brilliant, compassionate, and privately the dirtiest woman in bed, she has a bangin' ass and her titty game is bananas. She's the one you wish you met instead of your partner.

"Oh my God, that one is such a Dirty Shella." "That Dirty Shella wrecked me during the meeting."

by SpaceCommander May 5, 2020