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“The shell” refers to an extremely effective defensive formation found in Master’s (old man) competitive soccer. Nobody on the team really knows what it is but just saying the words “the shell” makes each player uttering these words under their breath think of a turtle, retreating into it’s fused bone shell, impenetrable and able to withstand a lot of pressure.
1. It was the shell that gave Surrey United Masters A their edge over other teams.
The Shell by whitestryder December 11, 2018
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Taco Shell 

A sexually promiscuous woman who akin to a taco, gets filled out with meat and cream on a regular basis.
Mr. Hat is always on the prowl for those DTC Taco Shells.
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Glass Shell syndrome 

When a man has dealt with so much stress, from relationships, careers, friends etc. That he turns into an individual of bottled up psychotic rage, clearly unstable. So unstable in fact, that not even a women PMSing will dare to cross his temper. He will be calm at first, but certain things to nothing at all will set him off on a lethal rampage of death and destruction. The closest thing to a fucking werewolf a human can get.
My friend has been afflicted with "Glass Shell syndrome"... And now they are tracking him in the woods by huge footprints and claw marks.. and the blood trails...
Glass Shell syndrome by Errol101 December 27, 2011

egg shell 

An old car that once was upscale, but long since prime. Usually a smaller, ~20+ year old car, starting to rust; passed off as a car that could still compete with todays newer cars.

At some point we all had them:
Getting rusty at the edges, engine noise get louder every year, dents and dings, faded paint, about to graduate to hooptie status ect.,

Used car lots sell these to lower income people, mexicans, and destitute niggas at high finance charges.
She needs to get rid of that egg shell and get a real new car.
egg shell by Adeola May 24, 2006

keg shell 

The incorrect name of an empty keg as used by Laura O'neill.
"The keg is empty, now it's a keg shell."
keg shell by Johnny Piper November 23, 2007

Broken Turtle Shell 

As a girl is giving you a blow job, all of sudden she punches you in the balls
Dude, Stacy busted a broken turtle shell on me last night.
And it still hurts.

soft shell penis 

I was all ready to go but I couldn't get more than a soft shell penis!

soft shell penis by Andy De October 11, 2006