6 year old looking at moms ID card
Sex: F
He laughs
Mom: What’s so funny?
Kid: I can’t believe you’re so bad in sex that you failed in it.
Husband died laughing
Sex: F
He laughs
Mom: What’s so funny?
Kid: I can’t believe you’re so bad in sex that you failed in it.
Husband died laughing
by pwun August 11, 2021

Sex is something I want to do to this man so badly that I daydream about it every day. It's something I crave so bad that I tingle when I see him, I want to climb this man like Mount Everest. I could suck this man every day and still want more.
by Ilovethatmansobad June 11, 2023

by OmmakSexy April 30, 2022

The reproduction of two living organism for the purpose of producing offspring. During the act of sex the male places his penis into the female's vagina. This stimulates the sexual organs to the point of climax and ejaculation. During ejaculation the male releases a batch of semen which only one will be able to fertilize the female's egg.
by MorbidCuteness September 11, 2019

Me: *looks up something on urban dictionary*
Me 5 seconds later: *realized what I was looking at was a sex joke*
Me 5 seconds later: *realized what I was looking at was a sex joke*
by seuneup June 26, 2021

by KassWritesDefinitions July 9, 2021

Shrek sexes you
by elisavetandariadneis2prettybes April 27, 2021
