No, seriously

After a sentence, either sarcastic or serious when people have started laughing, use 'No seriously' to either show

A) You're serious and want them to stop laughing because it's not funny
or
B) You're taking the piss out of them by not being serious

Amy "Hey Ashlee, do you want to come with me and my extended family to woop woop for a month or two? It'll be super fun!"
Ashlee (laughs) "Yeah, a month or two in woop woop with your extended family will be super fun!"
Amy (pissed off) "No, seriously. I think I'll go ask Sarah. (under her breath) Bitch."

Jim "Dude, last night I had a totally rippin' threesome with Carmen Electra and Jessica Simpson!"
Joe (laughs) "Like fuck you did"
Jim (laughs) "No, seriously. I jacked off alone to Judge Judy."
Joe (disgusted) "Oh, dude" (leaves)

by Kateus December 29, 2005

seriously

Disbelief in sarcastic form.
(As commonly used on the show Grey's Anatomy)

Meredith: You didn't sign the divorce papers. Fine. I get it. End of discussion.
Derek: Oh... I usually just say "Meredith" and then you yell at me. I haven’t thought past that point. I actually didn’t have anything planned. Meredith hits him repeatedly with her purse
Derek: Listen! Hey stop it! Ow!
Meredith: Seriously? Seriously?!

by Laurdev October 14, 2007

seriousing

asking a question, slang word for emotion thats serious

jason: "she broke up with me and she wasn't even kidding, she was seriousing"
alex: "dude are you seriousing me? you guys went out for 3 years!"

by aakasd420 October 21, 2010

seriousity

(n); the act of being serious

Your lack of seriousity in this issue is disturbing.

by Ins0mn* March 30, 2005

seriousness

Noun form of adjective serious

When she spoke to the crowd, her tone was one of seriousness.

His face showed intensity and seriousness as he strove to define "seriousness."

by Bill Foecke October 9, 2003

for seriously

Often used to show excitment with underlining uncertainty.

Person 1: I had a car crash, but no one was hurt
Person 2: For seriously?!!

by textfile232 January 18, 2006

Seriously

Alternate term for the word "yeah".

"That movie was pretty good."
"Seriously."

by Clay August 23, 2003