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sexpot

person who always is having sex

reference to jack lemmon in "the apartment" cuz all his work buddies used his apartment to shagtheir girlfriends so the neighbors always thought he was a total man whore
so when he brought this skank he picked up at a bar on new years he told her he had a reputation as a sexpot
skank, after shes being booted from the apartment without gettin any"some lover you are, SOME SEXPOT"
by nick_pepper October 10, 2004
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Sexpond

To respond, but instead of a verbal responce, you respond with sex.
She started talking all dirty, and I couldn't think of what to say. So, I Sexponded.
by Alfonta August 21, 2009
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steppo

The homie Sausàge also is a Lowkey Steppo, if you didn't know.
by The Homie Himself 💯 May 20, 2016
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Septo

A meme god. One who typically post classic or edgy memes. Tries to stay off mainstream memes as most are cringe-inducing and unfunny.
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Facebook Seppuku

When you epically fail so bad in real life, you dishonor your digital self.
Shawn: Hey did you hook up with Heather last night?
Matt:No I blew it. Three months of planning down the drain, and to top it all off she shared her rejection of me with all my friends......time to go perform Facebook seppuku.

After face tripping over a rope and face planting into a wall while talking to his friends, Joe was forced to commit Facebook seppuku
by S1nfulFuzzball October 21, 2010
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seppuku

Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.

But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it’s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.


Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.

Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.

Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around

Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.

Step 5 Get really super pissed.

Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)

Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.

Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.

Step 9 Wait.

Step 10 Die.

If you succeed, everybody will be like “Holy Crap!”
Dude 1: Holy Shit! You just swallowed a frisbee! You are the most awesome ninja ever!
Dude 2: (dead, because he just commit seppuku)
Dude 1: Holy Crap!
by Benjamon October 27, 2005
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Sepiol

Another name for a combination of an alcoholic, druggie and sex addict.
Wow. That sepiol is so into drugs, drinking, and sex. She's going to die.
by Shae Lee May 30, 2009
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